Archive for October, 2007

And Lo, it returns as the prophecies hath told

McDonald’s venerable imitation meat rib sandwich dubbed the McRib, complete with heroin laden sauce and faux grill marks, has returned for yet another farewell tour, this time on its 3rd round.  I love them, of course, but know I may not taste of their forbidden sauce.  It is my curse, it is my eternal bane, my cruel twist of fate, that such a tender morsel of HFCS glazed synthetic injection molded meat product cannot be mine.

I mean, sure I could just go get one.  But I’d also like to not have a heart attack.

Oh who am I kidding, I’m having it for dinner.

My friend justin suggested we make a McRib / Taco bell smoothie in a blender. To that I say, good day sir!  I will be involved in none of that damnable witchcraft.  You are messing with powers that you cannot possibly fathom.  The resulting concoction would taste so good that one could not even smell it without one’s tongue bursting into a writhing, convulsing mass of satiated ecstasy.  Mushroom clouds would swell from the corner of Northside and 14th street, the sun would be extinguished, the universe would collapse.  These are things that are not meant to be known, these are things that mere man was never intended to experience, lest ye pay the eternal ultimate price!

Oh who am I kidding, I’m having it for dinner.

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It seems the only thing that has remained stable and reliable over the years are the halloween parties.  Ah, such good times.

And here’s lauren, as a giant piece of bacon.

Pure mischief, that one is.  Perhaps she’s simply giving us a visual illustration as instructions for what to do with the jello — “it goes here”.  Or something much more evil..

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Intrinsic Worth

I was wondering today about what precisely makes a person’s life worth anything.  What defines the sanctity of human existence.  We’re a rather arrogant species for sure, but it isn’t too much of a stretch to realize that outside the scope of this planet, what we do or whether we live or die is wholly irrelevant.  We’re just specs on a pale blue dot,  with our wars and our victories and our defeats and our triumphs going unnoticed by anything or anyone else.   If you take the stance that there is nothing else even out there, or at least nothing else that is aware of our presence, then really our very existence has absolutely no meaning.  We are a blip on the timeline of the history of this planet, let alone the universe.

It is only when you come down to the scope of this planet do things begin to have worth.  If we wanted to define, just for fun, exactly what makes our lives worth something, what would you say?  Why can I not shoot you down in the middle of the street?  Whether you live or die has no intrinsic implications.  If you’re dead, you’re dead.  If you’re not, so be it.  The universe doesn’t care one way or another.

So, of course, the answer then is that we have worth in relation to the other living things around us.  Any person that is aware of your presence and would be affected by your absence, gives you meaning.  Who would care if you died, indeed?  Well first off, I’m sure *you* yourself would care.  Then you might say your wife or your friends, your coworkers, your family, your goldfish.  Your neighbors, even if they’ve never met you, probably would be upset about seeing you executed in the middle of the street.  Indeed, most people would be upset by that, and when asked if they would care if an innocent person was executed in front of them, would they care?  People generally say, yes of course.  Human life is sacred, you can’t just go around murdering people.

So an important distinction to make at this point is that it isn’t just the simple fact that you’re alive that matters.  Its your relationship with other people that matters.  Life itself, it seems, is not a requirement for being worth anything.  We commit bovine holocausts on a weekly basis.  Slaughterhouses are well oiled machines of death.  Chickens live their entire lives in a 1′x1′ cage, ruthlessly having their eggs sucked from their body, eventually to be slaughtered themselves.  Their lives are meaningless to us, we care not whether they live or die; they’re just animals, and steaks taste good, right?  Extend it further and the value of life becomes even more empty.  Trees are alive;  do we care that a tree dies?  When a plant on our porch does not get enough water and shrivels up, do we weep for days and mourn its loss?  Of course not.  Hell, every single breath you take into your lungs mercilessly slaughters hundreds of thousands of living single celled organisms, and no one gives a crap about that.  So simply being *alive* in no way implies any kind of worth, or meaning.  The point here is that just killing something that is alive doesn’t necessarily mean its bad.  It’s only when you kill something that matters, something that has meaning, that we use the word “murder”.

I would propose then, that the definition of what makes us worth something, is that someone, anyone (including yourself), would be upset about us being killed.   Indeed, we could then measure your worth by how many people would care that you were dead.  When JFK was shot, lots of people cared.  JFK was worth a lot.  If, instead, one of JFK’s nameless body guards had taken the bullet, fewer people would have cared.  The bodyguard isn’t worth as much as the president.  Thats not to say *no one* would have cared, just fewer.  It’s a comparison.  Certainly someone, somewhere would have cared that the bodyguard was shot, such as his family, his friends, JFK himself.  So the bodyguard still had worth.

So what, then, would be someone literally without worth?  Who could you kill, and it wouldn’t matter?  Who could you kill and it would be equivalent to killing a tree, or a salmon, or a bacteria?  You could be callous and say “a homeless person”.  Who cares about a homeless person?  Well based on the way society takes care of homeless people, not very many people.  But you still can’t just shoot a homeless person and expect people to react as if you’d killed a rabbit.  Even if literally no one knew that homeless man, he is still aware of himself — HE cares about not being killed, so thus we have met our definition of worth.  Someone, anyone at all, cares whether he lives or dies.  In this case, its himself.  And thats perfectly valid, he has worth, if you kill him, its murder.

There’s something to be said here then, about the fact that the farther away and removed someone is from you, the less you care.  Someone flies a couple planes into some skyscrapers in your country?  I bet you’ll care a fucking lot.  You knew 100’s of people personally who were at work that day and died?  I bet you’ll care even more.

Remove yourself from the sphere of association, and most people begin to care less.  For example, 600,000 Iraqi’s have died in Iraq.  3,000 died in the 9/11 attacks, and that was an unspeakable tragedy.  600,000 people die on the other side of the world though, and largely most americans don’t particularly care.  Oh sure, we all say its awful, tsk tsk, but we go about eating our Frosted Mini Wheats and our cup of coffee over the morning paper, and turn over to the stocks page to see how our 401k did.

So to be able to end the life of an organism without it being regarded as murder and without anyone really caring, such as we do to animals and plants on a daily basis, we have to remove the elements that make something have worth, which was defined above.   Can it still be a person, though?  Say we have a chronically brain dead person in a hospital bed.  Zero electrical brain activity.  No one knows who he is, or where he came from.  In fact, lets say no one knew him, ever.  If the hospital pulled the plug … who would care?  If you yourself saw in a headline “Nameless, unknown comatose brain dead patient has life support turned off”, would you weep, would you mourn, would you damn the heavens for this injustice to human life?  Likely, not.  In this case, that shell of a person had no worth as a human being.  Sure they are technically alive as an organism, but being alive isn’t sufficient to have worth.  You have to BE someone.  You have to, at the very minimum be aware of your own existence.  That shell of a human body isn’t a person, its just a body.  There’s no one there, the lights inside have permanently been turned off, the “person”, whoever he was, is long dead and gone.  You would care about that person dying even less than you care about the 600,000 dead Iraqis, likely.  At least those were conscious, functioning adult human beings who had memories and feelings and experiences and relationships and cared about and were cared by other people.

Indeed, one need not even limit this to the human species.  Take for instance a family pet dog.  Lets say it grew up with the kids, became a part of the family.  No one would argue that if that dog got hit by a car, the family wouldn’t be devastated.  People get very close to their pets and form strong relationships.  So by the definition, a pet family dog certainly has much more worth than an unconscious, brain dead, comatose, nameless, unknown human body.

So the end point is that if an organism isn’t conscious of its own existence,  if an organism has no relationships with anyone else, then it has no worth.  What defines our worth is how other people care about us, and how we care about ourselves.  If those other people don’t exist, and neither do you, then your life has as much worth as the life of a tree or a lobster or a cow or a bacteria.  Which, just like ALL life outside the scope of our human existence, are all equally meaningless.

Have a good day :)

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Atlanta and some stormy skies

This is the view from the 7th floor of our apartment building. Click to see the full sized version.

I need a tripod :(

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Its Ooh - Boon - Too

Apparently, the Ubuntu linux distribution is pronounced like it is spelled up above there. I’d always said Ooh - Bun - Too.

Oh well, at least its not as bad as people who say you - bun - too.

Coincidentally, they just released ubuntu 7.10 the other day. Once my mother gives me back my laptop, I’ll have to try it out considering its got a stable version of compiz-fusion in it by default.

I wonder how long it will take for the Avant Window Navigator guys to get in there as well…

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New theme

So I redesigned the CSS for the ole golbhet here.  I wanted something clean and simple for a change, not too much going on.  Going to try and integrate it better with the other stuff I do on the left there as thats pretty barebones currently, but that shouldn’t be too hard.

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Seems like a good fit

In what appears to be a first for me, there are actual 2008 candidates that I felt would I would vote for. Kucinich, mostly, as he kept coming up in quizzes I’d take online where you state your position on issues and then it shows you which candidate best matches. Ron Paul was always hovering around up there near the top as well, along with Gravel. The more I read about Ron Paul though, the more I started to lean towards him, mainly *because* he’s a republican. He has a much better chance of getting the conservative vote than someone like Kucinich does. Really in an ideal world I would have loved to see Ron Paul get the republican bid, and Kucinich the Democratic. Those debates would have been wonderful to watch as two guys who respected each other, who both wanted the same result, but just had different ideas about doing it, could get into a serious, rational, logical debate with one another. And whoever came out as President, I would have been happy with.

So it came out as a very very pleasant surprise to learn that Ron Paul has actually been commenting on the idea that Kucinich, instead of being an opponent, could actually be a running mate for 2008 as vice president. Talk about a fucking grand slam, home run team. Ron Paul has the balls to do what Kucinich doesn’t, while at the same time Kucinich would be a good balance for some of Ron Paul’s more radical ideas. And combined they would be perfectly positioned to work WITH congress instead of against it. But most importantly, they both want to end the occupation of iraq, they want to bring our soldiers home and they want to reel in this crazy borrow-and-spend republican administration. And finally provide a cohesive team that could unite this country, instead of divide it down party lines. Someone mentioned the following as a comment to all of this:

I’d vote for RP if I had to… I don’t think the job in Iraq is done, I wish a leader would’ve let the boys do their job without the PC bullshit.. Should’ve been done years and years ago. An immediate pullout isn’t the answer.

The only militaristic action of “letting the boys do their job” would be to just kill everyone in the country. PC Bullshit getting in the way? Exactly what part about “600,000 dead iraqis” is politically correct to you? Because as long as there is one shia, one sunni, and one kurd, they’re gonna be fighting each other.

Winning this war with guns and missiles was never going to work. It never worked from the start, its not working now, and it will continue not to work in the future. No amount of patriotic chest thumping and magnetic ribbons on SUV’s is going to change that.

In the mean time, american soldiers are dying for a needless cause; terrorism is skyrocketing directly because of our presence; and its throwing this country into crippling debt.

We can spend 500 billion to train iraqis how to kill each other but we can’t spend 5 billion to give our own american children health insurance?

America has lost its way, lost its soul, and lost its conscience. We’ve lost the support and admiration of the world, replaced now by vitriolic hate and smug condemnation. The US Dollar is plummeting, our borders are being overrun, our government has been bought and paid for by multi national corporations. Our health care is in shambles, our disaster recovery capability is a joke, and the economy is limping along like a wounded animal, just waiting for a death blow from some unexpected event to send us spiraling down into a recession.

It’s time to step up, admit we made a huge, huge mistake with letting Bush run the country, and elect someone who can actually unite this country instead of divide it. Forget terrorists with box cutters, the biggest threat to our national security is ourselves. If we don’t stand together and turn this sinking ship around, The United States of America will fall in our lifetimes. Something has to be done now, something that isn’t just “more of the same”. Because that is what precisely is killing us, day by day, soldier by soldier, billion dollar check by billion dollar check.

Ron Paul 2008. With Kucinich on the side as the perfect running mate.

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