|
I'm a software developer living in Midtown, Atlanta. I wrote the MetaForum software in 2004. More recently I've been doing Ruby on Rails development for a startup named Vitrue. I also maintain the Forum Atlanta messageboard. Feel free to stop by and say hello! And Lo, it returns as the prophecies hath toldMcDonald’s venerable imitation meat rib sandwich dubbed the McRib, complete with heroin laden sauce and faux grill marks, has returned for yet another farewell tour, this time on its 3rd round. I love them, of course, but know I may not taste of their forbidden sauce. It is my curse, it is my eternal bane, my cruel twist of fate, that such a tender morsel of HFCS glazed synthetic injection molded meat product cannot be mine. I mean, sure I could just go get one. But I’d also like to not have a heart attack. Oh who am I kidding, I’m having it for dinner. My friend justin suggested we make a McRib / Taco bell smoothie in a blender. To that I say, good day sir! I will be involved in none of that damnable witchcraft. You are messing with powers that you cannot possibly fathom. The resulting concoction would taste so good that one could not even smell it without one’s tongue bursting into a writhing, convulsing mass of satiated ecstasy. Mushroom clouds would swell from the corner of Northside and 14th street, the sun would be extinguished, the universe would collapse. These are things that are not meant to be known, these are things that mere man was never intended to experience, lest ye pay the eternal ultimate price! Oh who am I kidding, I’m having it for dinner. |