One time a friend of mine came to a party and told everyone he had just taken some bear tranquilizers and to give him a beer. We were all like “LOL, oh chris, you so crazy.”
He made it like 3 sips into the beer and then WHAM 100% stone cold unconscious, falls limp-bodied straight against the wall and collapses on the floor.
We all bust out laughing for a good 10 minutes.
Finally someone kicks him to try and wake him up… yeah that doesn’t work. Someone else checks to make sure he’s breathing, then rolls him on his side in case he vomits and go back about our partying.
A good 18 hours later he finally wakes up and has no fucking clue what day it even is 