Dinner invitations
I received this gem in my inbox yesterday.
To: Brian Culler
From: Steve Reick
Subject: Salutations from the House of Rieck and Lu!
‘Tis that time betwixt the week wherein we partake in victuals in fellowship of our friends.
The Right Honorable Masters Rieck and Lu cordially invite ye and yon wenches to a dinner of a most olde tradition. We shall feast on the quaint farming man’s favourite dish, Shepard’s Pie. Also upon our table ye shall find chicken legs most fowl!! Aha Aha, please pardon my jocularity! These dishes will be cooked by our most respectible guest from the Orient, Master Lu. Bring thy mead and thy wenches to our humble estate as the sun sets to the horizon.
With all due Sincerity,
Lord Stephen Rieck del Collier