Life changing discoveries

You get to a stage in life sometimes to where you feel like there aren’t going to be any more eyes-wide-open, jaw-on-the-floor blowing your mind revelations that has the capability to change your very way of life.  Up until 5 minutes ago, I felt I was in that position.  One gets to be a few years out of college, you get into a routine, you’ve got your retirement plans and your health insurance, things start to seem like they aren’t going to change all that much for the next 40 years or so.

Then an event comes around and just wipes that out.  Its like hearing music for the first time, or the first time you see a rainbow, or winning the lottery.

I, Brian B Culler, have just been introduced to the magical phenomenon that is known as microwaving bacon. All my life I’ve eaten bacon from a frying pan and loved every tender morsal along the way.  As a quick snack, Lauren just threw a peice of bacon into the microwave for a minute, something I’d never heard of, seen of, or imagined could be possible.

And dare I say it was … better ? It was crispy without being burned, it was nice and dry and not greasy and seems like it would be great on a sandwich.

Screw the pan!  I very well may never again deal with the jumping hot bacon grease, the smoke, the dirty pan.  Today is a new day, my friends… relish it.

I think its time for another peice of bacon

1 Comment »

  1. Stephen Fleming Said,

    August 14, 2008 @ 10:11 pm

    You’re too young to need a cardiologist. But, when you get one, he’s going to hate me for what I’m about to reveal to you.

    http://tinyurl.com/makin-bacon

    It’s one of Mankind’s peak achievements, and only ten bucks.

    Buy one.

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