Lauren: Do you know why my monitor makes a weird noise when certain images are displayed?

Brian Culler: Probably an improperly de-compiled DLL buffer overflow thats causing polymorphic packet separation across the distributed NAND gate interface, resulting in a frequency phase discordance pattern.
thus, a weird noise.

Lauren: how can it be fixed?

Brian Culler: Probably just need to regenerate the SSH keypath instance tokens and remount the eth0 virtual hertz sync daemon.
Or buy a new monitor.

Lauren: you’re just making up words!

Brian Culler: Those are real words.